Fri 19 Dec

Water Cool­er Refill (Free­lancers Mega Christ­mas Lunch)

About this event

Water Cool­er Refill 

Fri­day 19^th Decem­ber.
(aka The Free­lancers’ Mega Christ­mas ​‘Busi­ness’ Feast Of The Gods Lunch)

We called it this so it can go straight to your expens­es ;) — nobody needs to know it’s code for our secret osten­ta­tious full blown mega Christ­mas feast for you and your fel­low freelancers.

You’re not work­ing that Fri­day. You don’t have an office Christ­mas par­ty. And even if you did, you’d avoid it like the plague because Janet from HR will be smashed on free pros­ec­co, butcher­ing Mari­ah Carey and turn­ing every con­vo into ther­a­py to help her with her recent divorce.

This one’s dif­fer­ent: free­lancers, founders, the self‑employed. Deli­cious food by Jack­son Berg, mega wines, com­mu­nal tables, our team look­ing after you, sans Janet, sans Karaōke.

Wel­come drinks, snacks, end‑of‑year non­sense with fel­low tax‑dodgers, then glo­ri­ous feast­ing plat­ters for lunch like the over­worked, under‑pensioned gods you are.

It’s day­time. It’s Fri­day. It’s Decem­ber. You’re not work­ing. Stop pretending.

Book your seat. Bring your appetite. A tax‑deductible loop­hole* (we absolute­ly do not con­done you do this)* plus the best boozy lunch you’ll go to all year. This is a no brain­er, a win‑win scenario.

You deserve it.

https://​sevn​.ly/​x​A​4​qJ4lx

£58pp gets you — 

• Wel­come drink & Snacks
• Focac­cia, rose­mary butter
• Spiced car­rots, yoghurt, hazelnuts
• Baked chalk stream trout, tar­ragon but­ter sauce
• But­ter roast turkey crown, cran­ber­ry sauce
• Baked squash & Ken­tish Blue gratin
• Roast pota­toes
• But­tered hispi
• Jus
• Hot choco­late pud­ding, salt­ed caramel ice cream

Schedule

12:00 PM

Arrival, Snacks & Welcome Drink

12:45 PM

Sat for Lunch